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By Embarassed - 19/03/2014 22:24 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boss told me that there is no point in making me cut onions anymore because every time I do, I look like I've "been beaten", and can't be seen by the customers for at least half an hour. FML
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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Check with your doctor, OP. You might be having an allergic reaction.

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energizerbunny23 18

Chewing gum always works for me, but is it bad that you don't have to cut onions anymore?

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Check with your doctor, OP. You might be having an allergic reaction.

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oathkeeper99 31

I tear up just at the thought of cutting onions. You're not alone, OP.

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techchef 6

I had to cut 3 50 LB bags of onions once for the restaurant I worked at..Yeah-I used a chopper to cut them, but still had to cut off the top/bottom and peel...That was murder to me (and chewing gum helped up until the 10th onion)..lol

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Nordrag 26

I work in a produce department at a grocery store and we recently discovered that people wearing contacts seem to be immune to onions.

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energizerbunny23 18

Chewing gum always works for me, but is it bad that you don't have to cut onions anymore?

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extrasnipes 22

No but id prefer to do food prep instead of serving customers, i can take my time with prep

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GreenxArrow 4

Wear something to cover your nose the only reason people cry when cutting onions is when you smell the gas the onion emits

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Dilwann 27

I heard it was the fluids sprinkling in your eyes. So then it's diving glasses you need ;)

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Blink_me26 21

I've heard both these things so I breath through my mouth and wear my glasses but it only puts off the pain for a bit longer D:

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DeeDeeJay 15

Hey, at least you don't gotta do it anymore.

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Wizardo 33

Chewing gum whilst cutting onions prevents tears and inflammation, try it out.

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Articulation 12

Well, your boss could have put that better.

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KeeLady 20

Look on the bright side OP! Your boss cares about you and you don't have to cut onions anymore! :)

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miianah1 22

I think he cares more about the customers and his business because he doesn't want his customers to have to see an employee that looks like she's been beaten.

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KiaKarma 11

Wow #35, Way to be optimistic!

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worldclassrager 39

Due to the crying? Either way the gloves should prevent any sort of reaction to a wide extent But if it's due to crying chew gum while cutting it cuts down on the reaction...

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