Work: Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there,...

By Oli974 - 22/10/2015 13:08 - France - N?ves-parmelan

Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML

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You deserved it 65

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marcranger 28

Thursday 22 October 2015 17:31

I can't wait to read their FMLs when they find out.

Mackade 18

Thursday 22 October 2015 17:31

Bring it up during the interview using their wording.

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TheGreatCompo 11

Friday 20 November 2015 8:48

This was just beautiful! Cheesy, but beautiful!

wjohn717 13

Monday 18 January 2016 7:24

I'm not sure if this should be an f your life, or f their life

skull_palm 7

Sunday 11 September 2016 7:04

I think it's more FTL

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Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML

I agree, your life sucks 201

You deserved it 736

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 087

You deserved it 2 489

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Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 174

You deserved it 6 173

Today, I realized that my only chance of being promoted was if I moved to a bigger city… twenty years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368

You deserved it 112

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 738

You deserved it 3 525

Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 554

You deserved it 70 622

Today, I scored the winning goal for a tournament. Too bad it was for the opposition team. If only looks could kill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 584

You deserved it 826

Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 338

You deserved it 3 794