Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate... - FML

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By happybirthday - 24/03/2013 21:15 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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reras89 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:03

That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

cchamp27 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

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what_a_drag 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 21:18

Wow thats pretty sad

EarthGipsi 0

Friday 15 April 2011 5:06

Welcome to adulthood.

billybowilly 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 0:26

Your life is a fail I'm 11 and I'm getting iPhone 4 before 6th grade you are poor

hlow 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 14:12

Yeah your parents suck! **** it your sister will grow up to be a spoiled little bitch but you will learn how to get what you want on your own and be much happier.

Ilikethenamesam 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:13

They are SO gonna get you a huge present

cyphi1 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:27

They probably figure your grown now. Get a job and get out. Psyche. Don't be so impatient you act like you're 5 yrs old.

Koolgirl15 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:13

Your parents suck...

yoholliday 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:50

happy birthday :)

AbnormalStalking 3

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:52

Hey, at least your parents got you something. You can't expect gifts every year like a ******* 9 year old. Grow up.

idk_my_name 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:08

wait for it waitt foor it.....awww

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