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By happybirthday - 24/03/2013 21:15 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML
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reras89 0

That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

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cchamp27 0

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

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ukrichu 14

She was in middle school for 3 measly years, and you're probably going to COLLEGE.

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Wet_Queef 0

which bastard see she deserved this?

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geniusbrawler 0

For all the people saying that kids should not have cell phones, I'm 14, and I ride my bike to school and home, and to swim practice every day. I rarely ever get driven anywhere, so my dad gave me his old phone. 1 its for safety, and 2 i use it to keep in touch with my friends. So shut the **** up, and stop complaining about our generation. you guys have already ****** up the world and left it for us.

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FukcTheREAPER 0

Guess it beats her shagging the "can you hear me now?" guy...

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RonnieMacabre 0

grind potassium suppliments in large quantities and add to the coffee before its perkd ... give them a gift with their morning coffee... a gift that lasts forever... death 

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xCocobirdx 0

That's stupid, middle school is nothing... The sister should've gotten the $5 gift card instead :P

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MistyLazuli 0

God I HATE your parents. It was bad enough having ONE parent favouritise against me (purely because of my gender) let alone both!!!

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keafo 0

i didnt get a $5.00 itunes card with my iphone

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