Love: Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home...

By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By Haitwun - 08/12/2014 02:18 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML

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And I Oop

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

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By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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Alanis Morissette reference

By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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By fuckMYlife94321 - 26/04/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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simplyabsurd 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:43

I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 17:41

Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

Comments

CptHeinz 13

Tuesday 3 June 2014 8:30

Sue her sorry ass and make that overreacting Bitch Pay !

claudio87 11

Saturday 4 October 2014 12:27

Run. Just run.

tuxedoandex 28

Wednesday 31 December 2014 21:43

1) Dump the crazy bitch 2) Make her pay you back in full for every single broken thing 3) ??????? 4) Profit

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 17 January 2015 16:39

Lawsuit!!

bgreen1111 16

Monday 23 March 2015 1:52

If she doesn't believe you or refuses to pay, take her to court and break up with her after

awesumous 16

Friday 29 May 2015 7:09

That gurl is CRAZY!!! GET OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP NOW!!! She WILL kill you if this continues!!!

XXX_Ehunt_XXX 17

Monday 22 June 2015 13:59

sue her, ditch her, get a restraining order, change your name, move to an overseas remote village. Only then, you can hire a hitman to blow her brains out.

zefronke8 25

Sunday 16 August 2015 4:15

I hope you're going to make her pay. Literally and metaphorically. And maybe also sue for destruction of property. And dump her. And maybe murder her and her family while you're at it

Wolfipoo 31

Thursday 8 October 2015 22:00

In this situation I suggest making her pay for everything she broke, dump her, and find someone who will give you the benefit of the doubt no matter how bad it seems.