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wow what a boyfriend!! he is a keeper!
sounds like it to me too, I know I would do the same thing if my girlfriend had something like that
lmao serves him right hahahahhahaa!! that'll learn him to scare you with your phobia hahahha
wooww!!! woww.. k wow! >:(
Sorry, OP! Panic attacks suck. It sounds like your panic attacks are pretty severe if you had to be taken to the hospital, though...You might consider seeking help for that. It's certainly helped me!
Exactly what I was thinking. Panic attacks shouldn't be hospital worthy.
LaLaLa BOO! Did scare ya?;)
quite a phobia eh? at least u arnebt like me and have a phobia that somewhere somehow a duck is watching me
Roboanatidaephobia! If you know what this means #60, you are awesome.
@73: Just to say, it is probably a fake acc.
and me. Good thing you don't seem to believe in zombies. I've been down that road before and it's not fun trying to explain that one to the cops
That phobia is oddly specific
What a jerk! My brother did something like this to me once but with a clown mask on. (on account of my coulrophobia.) I had a panic attack too but not bad enough to be taken to the hospital, that really sucks OP. You should really rethink your relationship.
Why do girls take pictures of their chests? You're not gonna get laid on FML.
it was a full pic but my head got cut off.. Are you speaking from experience?
OP's the real jerk here. She's clearly afraid of open homosexuals.
I had to think for a moment, but then I got it, veeeeeeeeeery clever!
Wow really? I must be reading the fml incorrectly because obviously he beat her.
how clever.
you need to get rid of this guy RIGHT NOW!! what a jerk. you deserve better, unless you are an idiot as well, in which case you should stay together, but never have children.
I see what you did there. I laughed out loud at your comment :)
lmao:D
Charge him for breaking and entering :D
that is really cool! I wish my gf has that same phobia...maybe finally I can rid of her for good:/ uahahahah
#11 If you want to get rid of your girlfriend, you should have the balls to break up with her. :/
And she'd be well rid of you. No spine, no balls, no courage to do what will make you happy? Good riddance
I've seen more spine in jellyfish.
ass. :/
Dump him immediately and make him pay for therapy.
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OP's the real jerk here. She's clearly afraid of open homosexuals.
Sorry, OP! Panic attacks suck. It sounds like your panic attacks are pretty severe if you had to be taken to the hospital, though...You might consider seeking help for that. It's certainly helped me!