Work: Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake...

By birthdayfail - 24/05/2011 07:55

Today, it's my birthday. At my workplace, we always get a cake for whoever's birthday it is. They somehow forgot about me. I've been working there for a year, and my grandparents and my dad own the restaurant I work at. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not only did my family buy a cake from my bakery, I had to make it myself and inscribe it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. The worst part is, they asked money from me to pay for it. FML

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Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 08:01 - South Africa - Johannesburg

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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Tuesday 24 May 2011 15:57

Stand on a table and start singing "Happy Birthday" to yourself. That might inform them.

cheapluxury 4

Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:01

Don't worry. the cake is a lie.

Comments

my2centsworth 15

Wednesday 25 May 2011 3:12

That's just wrong.

melly219 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 3:58

ydi for not dropping hints

MyyLifeeIssFcked 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:39

Aww that's soo mean!! Other then that, I hope your bday turned out good :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY

OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

Wednesday 25 May 2011 8:32

cgchamp89 assuming he won't inherit the family business only because his parents forgot once to give him a cake is a bit retarded imo

IonicIce 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 15:34

The cake is a lie!

atcontroller22 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 19:24

awwww you're not special???? it's just another day on the calendar. grow up. the world doesn't revolve around you. why do you feel that you're so important that the people you work with should remember your birthday

RKD 23

Wednesday 25 May 2011 23:10

Sorry to hear-they will remember eventually and then you will probably get extra attention, they will feel so bad-had that happen to me once, Happy Birthday anyway!