By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML
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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.

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squirell_AIDS69 0

If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!

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Madrias 36

Of all the things that I've heard (and seen) brothers do, that has got to suck.

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percawesome 0

That is so evil :( I can imagine the pain... my contact solution has peroxide in it x[ If you don't let it neutralize long enough: *tsizzzzzzz*

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PuppiesFTW 5

if i was you i would point a lightsaber laser at his eyes -_-..... just a thought.

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silvermoonstar3 3

Ehh, the OP is lying. I had vinegar put directly in my eye via eyedropper (my mom thought it was the eyedrops but had vinegar there because I used to get swimmer's ear), was forced to keep the vinegar in my eye for a minute or so, and it was perfectly fine once I rinsed it out. The only way it would still be burning (which really, it's more of a stinging) is if the OP kept doing this. Also, whiteboard cleaner is WAY worse.

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animejen1988 9

The vinegar could've reacted with something in the contact solution to produce something that would burn.

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folgy 10

Rub chillie all over his underpants every pair he ownes and wait for the screams

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squirell_AIDS69 0

If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!

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hockey_girl10 0

Why the he'll did it take until the 2nd contact to realize it was vinegar?!?

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Mischief109 11

72- sometimes a contact stings your eye when you first put it in. Especially if you rub your eye wrong

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.

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glitter354 0

WIN! Be sure to use the unscented kind or the gig will be up.

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at1325 0

out of all the comments, I think this is totally the best option, op you really should do this. it will make his dick burn like he'll when he goes to jack off

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jordonkay 0

I would do something bold and embarrasibg for everyone to see

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unidentified_sta 5

Bold, why bold? Unusual choice there. Unless you were talking strategies to deal with a bear attack of course...

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unidentified_sta 5

I wonder if my reference is too subtle... One hint: Doritos.

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BahahahLOL 0

DORITOZ > FRUCKING EVERYTHING

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awsomeroncat22 0

make him pay i'm talkin pain missery and embarrasement hide waterproof video cameras in the shower take a video of him taking a shower then put it on the enternet

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ydi_4_suking 20

If you get kicked square in the dick it doesn't hurt as much as getting kicked straight to the balls

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