Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday...

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Blade83 - 09/08/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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She noped out of that one

By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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By erptwerp - 08/03/2016 04:47 - United States

Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised they could come had excuses why they couldn't make it. Now I'm at the bar, alone. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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lazytown 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:20

Have another party?

myktm 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:00

Hapy Birthday :)

Comments

nickiloo22 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:46

I'm sure ONE of them must have been smart enough to say, "this isn't a bar. let's call them and double check we got the right address."

MellowYelloe 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:50

Im with 23. I have a feeling this is a fake. Or atleast an over exaggeration.

sarahbau 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:51

I'm guessing that didn't happen since it's on FML. Otherwise, they just would have been a bit late to the party. Apparently the OP's friends are stupid enough that they all went to a computer store thinking it was the location for a party, and stayed there even though the birthday girl wasn't there.

zipity 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:50

lame.

myktm 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:00

Hapy Birthday :)

slothlover66 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:21

This one made me laugh. I'm sure they all got on to the actual party, it still sucks they showed up at a computer store first though.

heavyset 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:30

this is some funny shit I can picture happening in a show like seinfield lmfao

mrzero 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:38

where is da party????

kenyadoll 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:39

I knw they was mad

lancevang 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:47

should of txt them urself

Galanothwolf 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:48

OP, stop bitching. I know it's been said before on the comments but at least they had the decency to show up. Your friend gave them the wrong address, oh no, nobody's perfect are they? Doesn't seem like something you should really care about, at least they TRIED to go to your party.

davekron 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:42

yea **** your life all your friends tried to throw up a surprise birthday party for you... You deserve to be stoned to near-death for thinking that deserved FML post herr whiny emo bitch.

kikiface 1

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:44

wow #60, did you forget to take your pills today?

txdiva 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:57

Who the **** cares??? Are all ur friends that dumb that they showed up to the computer store and didn't realize that's not where they're supposed to be???