Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing....

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 130

You deserved it 34 638

By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 487

You deserved it 4 048

By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 625

You deserved it 41 588

By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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You deserved it 5 215

If I fits, I sits

By fatlady - 07/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 001

You deserved it 39 398

Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 274

You deserved it 745

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 126

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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You deserved it 7 897

Parkour!

By ohjoy - 18/11/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML

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You deserved it 34 597

Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 498

You deserved it 6 156

garuru 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:30

today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML

thatssomeBS 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:23

"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...

Comments

aussiechick121 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:18

bahahahahahahahah! nawwwwwwww poor thing!

orphinz 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:28

Ooft where pants next time

Ryan778 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:33

LOL

JeaanPauul 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:17

Rofl @ first I thought the other type of swinging. then it crossed my mind that you didn't.

suppressed08 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:06

it turns out those two werent your client? go figure.

adriiana1019 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:46

ahhh mannn I would have killed to see this!!

BoarderBoy15 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:44

how old r u like ten

Ouroboros_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:41

swingin' in the moonlight, classic!

reyemrein 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:48

Only in Jesey. And that little girl wasn't the mans daughter. jk that sucks but at least only one person you know saw it happen. And they can always be taken care of....

Jrook 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:52

#6 fails so hard he/she/it has to be republican

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:56

noooo theyre just from jersey so they got to be semi-retarded lmao

reyemrein 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 17:07

lol @61!!!!

reyemrein 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 17:13

*62

dudester1 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:05

wow that's not steriotypical at all. so are you proud at how our country is turning out?

ellow_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:42

O.o lol

apfunction 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 7:52

I don't get it...does the OP wish the man and his daughter had stayed?

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:45

I hope she didn't ride her bike there

Blondie08_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:36

LMAO FREAKIN IDIOT SAhahahahaa

_kingofthehill_ 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:23

douche.

varkey 7

Thursday 15 April 2010 3:41

#83 i was thinking the same thing

theunknowned 1

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:07

OP did u really wanted him to stay and watch?

thatssomeBS 9

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:23

"I went to the park and we decided to swing"... for some reason that wasn't the "swinging" I was thinking of...

Shokz992 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:14

Yeah... Maybe she was going to swing on the swings ;D

exoticfuck 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:35

lol same here XD .

onebadsummer 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:23

*****.

OmgGuessWhatChic 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:27

i just farted

suppressed08 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:10

it fits into your username :'D

Felendris 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:59

suppressed: you look like a queer from my school. except you have longer hair -_- lol

jpest17 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 18:17

this would be a win if their was a hot guy like me around. ;)

CustomFerrari 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 6:25

he looks like this kid named gabe I went to school with

jerseystreetking 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:28

he probably had somewhere else to be

boyguydudemalema 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:37

i agree, if i was the dad i'd stay and tell my daughter not to try crazy shiz like that or she'll end up like the op, or just laugh at ur missery. So yeah im pretty sure he was prolly about to leave anyways u just timed it wrong

GodBarack 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:29

Boy, you are stupid. Even if you didn't rip your pants, who knows what else could've happened?

13lucksucks 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:29

that sucks 4 u get less baggy jeans

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:43

..or assless chaps!

jennjennsofly 7

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:30

aha chu guys are craziie asses

garuru 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:30

today i was in the park with my daughter and some kid on the swing jumped off with his pants off. FML

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:32

her* Fail. Not even funny.

Cristaderzi 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:35

Yay Intoxicunts back HOO Rah!!

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:42

I was never gone! =]

MellowYelloe 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:43

There goes #10's self esteem

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 9:45

Haha. I can fix that. Erm, being #10 is very special. Go you! >.>

YourEvilHero 12

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:26

jump off backwords I think it would be pretty hard

garuru 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:46

cough **** bitch cough stfu

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:48

*cough* dumb **** who gets his panties in a twist over being corrected because he can't read a simple short anecdote *cough*

Shokz992 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 11:20

garuru - Intoxicunt's awesome and your attempt at an impromptu reverse FML like other people try to do in the comments was the worst I've ever seen. Go away.