Love: Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near...

By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Best birthday ever!

By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

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Tuesday 13 December 2011 16:04

Did you not "wand" it?

apache316 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 16:06

Screw the necklace, I'd take the wand.

Comments

Gamaryn 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:28

Wands < Necklaces Other suitable replacements: Fantasy weapons/attire, LARP weapons/armor, Videogames, Etc.

milky0candy 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:31

are you going to reject a Harry Potter collectible? It's very pricey, shut up and be thankful spoiled brat

Horcruxer 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:04

Bitch be happy ur lucky

hogwarts_witch 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:08

I would love a wand rather than a necklace!!!

rainydayz133 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:10

Maybe he applied you both to Hogwards

moosayztheduck 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:19

Who does he think u are hermonie f***ing granger

HogwartsDropout7 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:29

Or Cho Change, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley. Hmm..

gavvvincharlie 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:27

Good,you can stab him with it

walkingXonXstars 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:29

Well all the other girl can say, "omigod. My boyfriend got me a necklace!" And u can say, "well oh yeah, mine got me a wand!!" I'd be happy to say that instead of getting the same pricey gifts every other girl basically gets. :)

rainydayz133 6

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:32

Be grateful. I would be totally happy if I got a wand for my birthday. I actually went to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter in the summer and wanted Hermoine's wand but the line was too long. Maybe he just wants to make some magical and fun memories with you.

disney_blonde 16

Wednesday 14 December 2011 3:54

The Universal Store in Citywalk sells all the wands also. So it's extra funny to watch people waiting in the long line for the wand shop in Wizarding World.