By salt. - 28/02/2012 22:04 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
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Cenobyte 10

Whenever anyone asks, tell them that it was the best gift you ever received. It probably is, even if it doesn't feel like it just yet.

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alfred07 18

There should be a "you're better off" button on here.

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unixdude 9

Give him the gift of "I ****** your dad/brother/sister(?)/cousin" as a Thank You.

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76transam 0

More to the story? Maybe mmm? Maybe someone finally got sick of the lies and cheating mmm? Maybe he gave himself the gift of freedom? Mmmm? Two sides to every story sug! I doubt you are just a blameless little victim

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youshitme 9

What a arsehole. You're better off, I hope you kicked him in the face.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

You have a cool birthday :)

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chuckcloninger 12

Hard to believe but he really did you a favor. Youll see it someday He did it cruelly and is a mean asshole but would you really want to be married to someone who could do something like this to anyone?

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chuckcloninger 12

Hard to believe but he really did you a favor. Youll see it someday He did it cruelly and is a mean asshole but would you really want to be married to someone who could do something like this to anyone?

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Hey_Its_Tay 5

Omfg what a tard.

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