That is a new low Happy birthday

Kind of an extreme way to tell u to eat shit and die

Call the police and report it as a death threat. It could hardly make them like you less, but maybe it'll teach them to leave you alone. Unless... well, can you think of anything you might have done to result in a message like this? Like drowning their puppy, maybe?

I read that as "stool sample"...

tomorrow is mine and after losing my court battle with my slumlord I now have to pack instead of celebrating it. I know your feels

That's super mean...people shouldn't joke about that. But happy birthday

thats bloody cruel

Really sick. But don't worry about them. Happy birthday and I hope you have an awesome day!! :D

Some may not make the correlation....

He's telling you to commit suicide, if you do he will get charged with 3rd degree murder