Love: Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool...

By NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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dakid87 10

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:27

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

Cwizer 17

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:28

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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Alastor13X 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 5:56

For their birthday, give them a tray with a syringe and drain-o with a nice little card telling them they need to unclog all the Shit coursing through their veins.

brandon3747 16

Thursday 3 July 2014 16:19

I'm calling bullshit on this one

jamie1272 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 22:50

Don't do it! Suicide is the permanent answer to A temporary problem! Happy birthday though

xNique16x 5

Friday 4 July 2014 17:13

Something is better than nothing I guess...

cloud1138 10

Saturday 5 July 2014 10:54

I hope there's a reason besides the obvious one

toningston 5

Saturday 5 July 2014 20:17

Haha that's awful

Ilikepie82479 20

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:26

Oooohhhhhhhh I get it now

JBChristian 47

Sunday 6 July 2014 15:16

Hopefully it was at most a cruel joke, don't let it get to you OP!

copydude 7

Monday 7 July 2014 16:34

Damn that's Harsh!

ryan_mess 7

Monday 7 July 2014 23:12

Who gives af ^^^

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