Love: Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool...

By NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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dakid87 10

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:27

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

Cwizer 17

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:28

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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spikeismykitty 6

Wednesday 2 July 2014 4:33

They must hate you.

SexyMexi21 23

Wednesday 2 July 2014 5:24

Hey at least they though of you! Now you have to find a tree and stand on the stole and we'll you know lol

PurelyCanadian 18

Wednesday 2 July 2014 5:54

I can't believe he's making you hang your own party decor. Just kidding, I'm not quite that oblivious.

liz622 3

Wednesday 2 July 2014 6:04

give them some bullets and tell them you want to play tag.

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 2 July 2014 6:05

The piñata delivery must have gotten lost.

makitokito 14

Wednesday 2 July 2014 7:04

Aww man now thats just mean. Hey we share the same birthday. I did not get unpleasant gifts. I got a pay raise though!

rambleramble3 11

Wednesday 2 July 2014 7:46

I read this as they gave me stool, not a stool...

qwertyunipop 7

Wednesday 2 July 2014 8:04

Well don't your neighbors just sound delightful... Happy Birthday despite their apparent rudeness!

mclovin22897 15

Wednesday 2 July 2014 9:47

You can always find out their birthday and give them a bottle of bleach and some cups. Not that I've thought about it...

Daveyboy75 11

Wednesday 2 July 2014 10:15

Happy birthday. Just remember to play your music even louder this weekend

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