By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Judus_beej 0

kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.

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raideretteQueen 0

wow. babies having babies. SMH... great goin there OP

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kittean 2

you didn't give yourself present ... he gave it to you ... and it is non returnable

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AlvaTheStarvingA 0

249- They're all getting pregnant so they have a chance to get on sixteen a pregnant.

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Aintshesweet 0

Abortion for Christmas! Ask Santa...he loves granting little girls Christmas wishes

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venomxprodigy 0

that's what happens when you are a *****/****

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arianylas 3

Ever heard of contraception? Condoms? Birth control pills? Spermacide? Plan B? Do yourself a favor and get an abortion ASAP. Sixteen year olds don't need babies.

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einauglein 0

To all the people judging her and calling her a ****, etc: for all you know, it could be that she has only had sex with one partner, whom she had a long-term monogamous relationship with, always used protection (which can fail, by the way), etc. Accidents happen, and birth control/condoms can fail. OP, just make sure you go to a planned parenthood or some other pro-choice clinic, not a "crisis pregnancy centre" which are typically run by anti-choice idiots who will shame you, give you all kinds of misinformation and pressure you into giving birth even if you don't want to.

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green_eyed_gwen 0

Maybe she didn't use protection cause it was her 'first time' and didn't think she would need it..

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someguy314159265 15

347: And that excuses it? Maybe you should go jump into a lake full of crocodiles, because you haven't ever done that before, so maybe the crocodiles won't rip you to shreds? Seriously, even if you've never done it before, it's common sense to use protection.

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einauglein 0

Yes, it is common sense to use protection, but if all you are taught about sex is not to have it until you are married (i.e. abstinence-only sex ed), you are going to be more likely to believe the mysinformation about sex that is out there, and unfortunately it is very common for teenagers to believe that they don't need protection the first time they have sex.

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meeps114 6

#367- In Health, my friend asked the teacher about contraception, and the teacher wouldn't answer because it's an "abstinence only program." -_- So? Saying "don't have sex!" usually won't stop teenagers. If they're gonna have sex anyway, shouldn't they at least know about protecting themselves?

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green_eyed_gwen 0

Having a baby isn't an fml in itself. My heart goes out to you, so many girls are having sex at 15 (not including myself) and don't know that a baby could be in the picture. Either go to planned parenthood and get an abortion, in the first trimester it's allowable. If you're morals don't allow it (like mine), keep the baby. There are schools specifically for pregnant teenage mothers. You should probably tell your parents because you wouldn't want them finding out from someone else. Also, tell the father of your child, unless you don't know who that is, then you are a *****. Good luck OP, you're gonna need it!

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