By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 687
You deserved it 91 590

Same thing different taste

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kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.

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that's what happens when bodies start slappin'

YDI and instead of forcing miscarriage or aborting like the other people suggested I hope you are mature enough to face your situation and have the baby.

thirdtesticle 0

this isn't an FML. this is real life shit. for the good of humanity and for you own life, please abort. don't turn a small mistake onto a huge mistake and yet another burden on society because some idiot tells you abortion is wrong. having a ****** up kid that we all have to pay for because your 16 and don't know shit about raising a productive member of society is way worse.

zee_loverz 0

omg, some comments are so stupid! just because you guys dont get some, right?! Good luck OP, I don't know your story but use (multiple if necessary) birth control. Go for abortion, even if some freakin Jesus messangers will say you'll go to hell, if they want to **** up their lives that's ok, dont let them **** up yours! happy birthday!

peachezthelette 22

Better think of something quickly child. im 19 and pregnant, but at least I knew what could happen if you have unprocted sex! Where's the daddy? Do yours know? options, options, options! Wish you the best of luck&there's reason you should even know what a penis looks like at 16. I didnt lose my virginity until a month after my 18th birthday. i knew a girl who got pregnant at 12 and had her baby at 13. Pfft..good luck!

and that's why you shouldn't be a hoes bag, class. any questions?

This would be much better if you were a lesbian.