Health: Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are... - FML

By tinygirl - 07/03/2011 06:16

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By Delilah - 01/03/2010 08:53 - Norway

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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ishatmyselfonce 0

Monday 7 March 2011 12:13

lol your chest fails or his chest fails? or wins? depends on how you look at it

dragonaair 5

Monday 7 March 2011 12:23

Either your boyfriend is obese or you have tiny breasts.

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I_R_Genius 3

Monday 7 March 2011 16:14

Quick we need a medic, we need a medic!! But seriously, all these kitchen jokes are getting really old and no one finds them funny anymore. OP is probably flat chested and that's why they measured. Who cares if her boyfriend is overweight. I weigh 245 and I'm in the Army.

ikabee 3

Monday 7 March 2011 16:26

I think he's probably not happy about this situation either

UnprecendentedAw 0

Monday 7 March 2011 16:37

That's unfortunate. If you were the same cup size, you two could save money and share bras!

darkmis1 17

Monday 7 March 2011 16:59

I read this as her boyfriend is fat. No guy should have moobs. Send your boyfriend to the gym, OP!

Elsan_fml 4

Monday 7 March 2011 17:18

If it bothers you or him, he can either: - Exercise, though it may come back later - Talk with his doctor

kathrynclw 0

Monday 7 March 2011 17:18

join the club :/

loveisforever876 0

Monday 7 March 2011 17:33

haha I thought it ment "old pal" but I like yours!! :)

kemar7856 0

Monday 7 March 2011 17:54

motor boat

sk3l370n 0

Monday 7 March 2011 18:01

now is time to check whose balls are bigger

hrdcore1337 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:59

rofll

jaymcq 0

Monday 7 March 2011 18:06

there's nothing wrong with tiny breasts.

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