Today it’s one of the coldest days of this winter. In order to...

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2021 15:19 - Germany - Olbersdorf

Today it’s one of the coldest days of this winter. In order to keep warm outside, I actually need less clothing than I need to stay warm inside the house. FML

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