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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
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tony1891 22

your spider senses need some work.

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DocBastard 38

Considering the chance that the little ****** laid eggs in there, there's only one reasonable option: You must shave your head. Do it now.

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seemo82 19

well.. just try and jump out of the window to see if u can spread webs and start fighting crime

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demonfacee 14

All you have to do is wash your hair throughly to make sure the spider didn't give birth and then kill it.

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cmo333 10

I would set my hair on fire and just sit there and say "this is okay" over and over again

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timmeeeee 10

Imagine you become spider man and shoot web from your head.

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TealTesla 5

Now all you need is fingers like snakes and you'll be set for Halloween Town

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XQuartzX 15

well, i won't be sleeping for the next 10 hours.

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taylormarrie 6

are you sure it's not lice because one time when I was like in 3rd grade I thought I had one spider in my hair but it turns out it was a crap ton of lice

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skyeyez9 24

Pray it isnt a wolf spider. The female can carry hundreds of live babies on their abdomen.

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