By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
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fffianist 9

You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.

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cakefete2 30

Not sure what's funnier. Your comment or the fact that your statement fits your profile name perfectly.

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incoherentrmblr 21

What do you mean, crawled into you?...

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#60, You made a bad attempt at thread jacking. Read it again. It says onto, not into.

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lonewolf621 17

#17 Diesel, it burns for a longer period of time.

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incoherentrmblr 21

#64, indeed. My bad for temporary Dyslexia.

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incoherentrmblr 21

#79, Napalm works best. That or Jet fuel...

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I really don't get the world's hatred of spiders. They're one of the most fascinating group of creatures in existence.

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AlwaysWatching 27

Wow that's horrible At least you didn't find one in your bed like I did

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sweetbliss3 37

i did once. i didnt sleep in my room for a month. it was horrible.

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ohcheriecherie 20

Once I got in bed and was all comfy and then a spider crawled out of the blankets....ugh

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omgitsmoe 26

I found a leech sucking blood from my ass , wtf?

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LuuLuuu_fml 8

I've woken up with a spider or cockroach crawling on me many times. Ahh, the perks of Australia.

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lonewolf621 17

It was probably looking for some tender loving care.

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Inkay 13

That was the worst attempt of a pun I've ever seen

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warsun 27

Are my eyes bleeding? I feel like my eyes are bleeding

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fffianist 9

You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.

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dingostacy 14

That's about the time I start screaming like a little bitch

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WD_Stevens 22

I had one fall out of my drawer onto my for and that's exactly what I did. Because I'm just so manly :P

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sweetbliss3 37

oh yuck. i had that happen to me the other day. i learned real quick to check my towel now before using it. *shudder*

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kewpiesuicide 29

Ok I officially have a new fear...

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MRP360 14

same thing happened with me when I stopped checking for cockroaches in my garage and one fell on my arm. needless to say I chopped my arm off immediately

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ComoEsJuan 24

i dd te sme thhng bit wit me fungrrs whn i tchd one by axcidenn...

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yeahthatsmeee 10

*did *the *same *thing *but *with *my *fingers *when *touched *accident

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Miss_Whipped 43

There are a lot more corrections than just that needed.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Holy shit. That is the entire point, people.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ahh, I apologize, it seems that a lot of us didn't get the joke. We're just so used to seeing such horrible spelling and text typing on this site the joke flew right over some of us.

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