Love: Today, it transpired that my mom has been spending her stint... - FML

By Grand_Cookie - 16/04/2013 08:48 - United States - Norfolk

Today, it transpired that my mom has been spending her stint in prison trying to play matchmaker for me, going so far as to call one of her finds, "good breeding stock". Apparently, I don't already have enough criminals in my life; last September I was the only member of my family of 5 not locked up. FML

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Grand_Cookie 21

Wednesday 17 April 2013 1:07

Haha!! Thanks for the support and funny comments! I am a guy and these people she talks about are women and aren't there for anything violent. A few of them have drug/alcohol problems and the rest like to steal things which are also pretty much the same things my entire family did to get locked up at the same time along with some other stuff I don't feel like listing. The sad part is that some of them seem better then the semi-insane girls I usually end up talking to.

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:10

Monopoly does that to people. I end up in jail every time too.

Roskosity 22

Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:09

Wow. Jail birds of a feather...

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rhd 0

Sunday 13 July 2014 0:53

Now would be a great time to dump all of those losers and move far away. They will only drag you down.

KidBro 9

Thursday 11 September 2014 14:18

Hang in there buddy!

icecreamisrad 13

Friday 3 April 2020 13:20

Stay that way!!!!!!!!!

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