What the **** could all of them be in for?

Find someone decent, then run OP, run...

I'm sorry but what the **** is going down with you're family??

Oh boy, I can image the phone calls from her. Mom: hey, I found the perfect wife for you Son: umm... Should I dare ask what she did to be put in jail Mom: oh, nothing serious... Just murdered her husband- *disconnected* Hello? Son?

Sounds bad but you need to move away as far away as you can start a new life so try don't drag you and end up like them. Good luck.

The family that does time together stays together.

Stay on the straight and narrow cause no one else will be around to bail you out. And stay out of your fam's extracurricular activities as much as possible. Matchmaking, not no but hell no. They aren't exactly known for making good decisions.

Look at it this way! You're probably getting a strong tattooed guy who know's how to kill instead of a fat pedophile. That is, if you're a girl.

Thats ****** up, man.

Haha!! Thanks for the support and funny comments! I am a guy and these people she talks about are women and aren't there for anything violent. A few of them have drug/alcohol problems and the rest like to steal things which are also pretty much the same things my entire family did to get locked up at the same time along with some other stuff I don't feel like listing. The sad part is that some of them seem better then the semi-insane girls I usually end up talking to.