By Grand_Cookie - 16/04/2013 08:48 - United States - Norfolk

Today, it transpired that my mom has been spending her stint in prison trying to play matchmaker for me, going so far as to call one of her finds, "good breeding stock". Apparently, I don't already have enough criminals in my life; last September I was the only member of my family of 5 not locked up. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21

Haha!! Thanks for the support and funny comments! I am a guy and these people she talks about are women and aren't there for anything violent. A few of them have drug/alcohol problems and the rest like to steal things which are also pretty much the same things my entire family did to get locked up at the same time along with some other stuff I don't feel like listing. The sad part is that some of them seem better then the semi-insane girls I usually end up talking to.

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Top comments

Welshite 39

Monopoly does that to people. I end up in jail every time too.

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Roskosity 22

Wow. Jail birds of a feather...

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Comments

vladimirnabokov 15

It's hard having family members in prison. I feel for you OP. however... good breeding stock ;)

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Pstraka6 20

That's good you were the only one! Maybe the rest of your family should learn from you on how to have a successful life or maybe not get lost behind bars

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Sounds like OP's mom is on the crazy side.

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HarrisonVR 17

OP's only out because they're a better criminal than their family

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hanacurse 11

At least you didn't end up like the rest of your family...

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jlynpa 10

Maybe they are onto something you're not, hehe

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Attica 20

Genuine fml, right here. Sorry, OP... at least you're doing something right, most likely, seeing as you've managed to stay out of jail so far. Keep up the good work, because it would be rough to share a cell with your wanna-be matchmaker mother.

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