Kids: Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed....

By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 03:02 - New Zealand

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

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By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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By EpicFailAtItsFinest - 13/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

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By Soap0015 - 16/08/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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By JuniorDetective - 07/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML

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By yuhan - 22/07/2018 19:00

Today, while walking around outside with my friends, I was told that I have no right to complain about the heat since I'm not fat. Thirty minutes later, I had sweat out all the liquid in my body and promptly passed out from heat stroke. FML

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Catching my breath

By Hamish - 22/07/2021 06:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML

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By Lasko - 12/08/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, I found out that just because you collapse from dehydration on the sidewalk, it doesn't mean people are going to stop driving to see if you're okay, even if they saw you fall. FML

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Roofing hell!

By roofer - 31/07/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML

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MaybeFML 9

Thursday 14 August 2014 8:30

Makes me sad to be apart of this generation sometimes

splash69_fml 14

Thursday 14 August 2014 8:30

Disregard the idiots you did a good thing

Comments

veracruzana922 6

Thursday 14 August 2014 19:13

blondes :/

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Thursday 14 August 2014 19:28

That funny

thisguy22 33

Thursday 14 August 2014 19:44

Well to be fair, every city does let you tan wherever you want ... They can't exactly stop you from sitting in the sun...

SjoyousS 4

Thursday 14 August 2014 21:14

teenager girls can be such bums. did the woman end up okay? and what city you live in?

cartedor 18

Thursday 14 August 2014 22:51

wahaha, awesome, sarcastic to the highest level.

souperasylum 13

Thursday 14 August 2014 22:52

to people who are disappointed of this generation, as a teenage girl, these specific girls don't represent the whole generation. k thanks bye

ACynclaire 13

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:22

oh gosh.. ???? so ditsy.... ??? this just made my day.

vividdreamer 14

Friday 15 August 2014 0:14

Lol! You must be in Vegas or southern Cali. Those are the only places I would expect a reaction like that. FYL, OP!

gracehi 31

Friday 15 August 2014 4:07

Thank you.

hannah_cheers 30

Friday 15 August 2014 7:31

Yeah don't get me started. I hate teenage girls. Especially the white ones. Even though I'm a teenage white girl, I feel bad to be part of such an annoying species.