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By Nothingonyou - 08/09/2010 07:35 - France

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Alesana_Love 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 16:12

that's messed up. you need new friends!!

travis1980___ 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 16:23

Your friends aren't your friends.

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rockyraccoon28 8

Wednesday 8 September 2010 18:08

that's something my friends would do, haha.

triggerit 5

Wednesday 8 September 2010 18:27

hope the cake was good...ppl enjoyed... Happy birthday!

justj2010 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 18:37

revenge is a dish best served icy. use your creativity to get them back, one by one. and videotape each time.

PincheEdgarr 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 18:40

well look there goes a birthday you'll never forget haha(:

imhowie 2

Wednesday 8 September 2010 18:40

I'd be decently surprised if something like that happened to me. Sounds like OP just doesn't know how to appreciate something nice.

DaBxMack 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 18:41

you should post the video lol

xia0s0nz 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 18:48

you need new friends(:

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 8 September 2010 18:50

how many of us have them, friends?

KylieBunny 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 19:19

Needs some new friends!! Your that girl inthe group that they keep around to talk shit about!!

misticblue79 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 19:22

nice friends

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