Smashed

By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
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You deserved it 3 644
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Olovio 5

Steal all of your friends socks. Have you ever walked around with no socks on? It's awful, just awful.

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Comments

Riemurasia 0

Ouch, poor you! But you seem to be fine if you're posting it on here now :)

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Shootamonkey3 0

Like the OP would seriously come back to check the comments made :P

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

"Quit horseing around before someone pokes an eye out!" "....too late" x.O

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Insane_Tea 15

OP My Birthday was yesterday. In fact it was my Sweet 16. You know what I got? Nothing. In fact a tornadoe tore through Missouri and demolished my home. I also can't find my dog either.

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Cjeezy 0

yea people on fml definitely give a shit about your birthday and what you didn't get.

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qasimahsan93 4

This isn't about you, nor is it a place for you to get sympathy. Post an FML about it or something, don't hijack this one. Also, hope you find your dog.

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jamieeeee 0

looks like you got the shaft...

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ceinaworus 0

oops. sorry about that. I was button mashing when I though my iPod was locked.

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toastyjustice 5

103 sadly only a small few of us understand the joke. Any who, Portal 1 & 2 FTW!

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toastyjustice 5

123 how can you be button mashing on an iPod? O.o

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FriskyCoconut 0

I feel stupid, I don't get it, would you mind explaining? :)

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YOUNGMONEY4E 0

loll yeahh ikrr!!! she shouldnt be complaining if shes fine enough to rite an fml

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maniaccy 8

Please. My eyes were too almost poked out with your grammar. Shouldn't** Write**

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IceCweaaam 0

you just had to say anything short to be first didn't u .___. sigh...

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juliahockey 0

but he wasn't first..... what are you talking about?

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oliveindamiddle 0

so incredibly unnecessary

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callofduty4life 0

3 is obviously a man posing as a woman. all the "women" on this site are really men.

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iLazy 0

Lol 29 either that or it is a female posing as a model or something to that extent. Seen it happen before

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CitrusGirl 0

Actually, every female is actually a male predator.

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Livinia 11

29 & 31 - I am neither of those things. I'm just me, and yes, that is my picture.

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cowsgomooatyou 8

Take it as a very indirect way of saynig that your pretty. :)

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iLazy 0

Can't blame a person for being so cynical since it was like a trend =/ Well then I must say you have a beautiful smile.

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callofduty4life 0

australians are hot.

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Livinia 11

39 - Thank you :) 40 - Yes they are :) haha.

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DocBastard 38

Edit: all the trolling vanished so my comment is moot. ****.

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callofduty4life 0

Shit, time to fly to Australia.

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jacetopia96 1

Fatality. Cake Wins. Flawless Victory.

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Sonofa_Snitch 0

you tried to post 10 stories and out of those ten zero were picked?!?!?! ahahahahahhahaahahahhaha!!

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wazupwolf 5

lol epic mortal combat win

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YOUNGMONEY4E 0

you posted 18 and got 0 approved!! epi

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ceinaworus 0

At least she never put a hunting knife in the cake! ; )

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ceinaworus 0

I think the worst thing someone could find in a cake would be chucky...

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nothingtodisplay 7

that sounds like it would be fun! putting a hunting knife in a cake... yummy and painful xD

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oliveindamiddle 0

yea what a relief.......

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Doortje 29

Ouch, that sounds really painful. But look on the bright side, you weren't going to eat that cake anymore anyway, so it's not like the blood that gushed down your face ruined it.

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Olovio 5

Steal all of your friends socks. Have you ever walked around with no socks on? It's awful, just awful.

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ydi_4_suking 20

i think its worse to walk in wet socks....

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bluegoldfish 7

i never wear socks what are you on about?? no socks=niiiiice. wet socks=ewwwy.

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CitrusGirl 0

Go hiking/camping and steal their socks. That's when you need them most.

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TheWindowLicker 13

Hehe.... I don't need socks :D(five finger shoes are awesome).

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guest12345 2

73- five fingered shoes?! wtf? I've never even heard of that..

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killa_k0d3 1

Great explanation tony tiger

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sweethang26 7

Ugh and the feeling of wearing tennis shoes with no socks on....horrible.

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TEXAS_RANGERS27 0

Her hows it going names gus

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Sniper_Fidelis 1

You can't put me too?retard?

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ChantelRenaeee 0

ouch. your friend is an idiot but he didnt know there was a stick in it i guess.

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boygeorgebaby 0

ouch. that is totally something my friends would do....hopefully your face feels better! Happy Birthday! ;)

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