Miscellaneous: Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from...

By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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You deserved it 3 997

Birthday Girl

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML

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The one that got away

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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You deserved it 160

By moe - 15/02/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

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By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 336

Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 127

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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crackberrie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:09

creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)

teehee520 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:08

Creepy... Happy birthday tho!

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pokerface1995 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:41

It was me

pinkunicorns14 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 6:45

guess u have no friends or a life U GULLY CREEPER

locotime 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:03

Take cover! ssssssssssssssss *boom* well at least it sang a bit.

emgardner216 5

Tuesday 15 January 2013 16:38

Lololol

Raven16 3

Thursday 18 July 2013 6:26

Well at least someone cares...

tormcn 26

Friday 6 March 2015 7:40

No one called you, but your stalker.. you deserve it! By which I mean.. you did deserve a call from him. It's better than none!

analise1998 25

Thursday 20 August 2015 9:32

you should probs issue a "special avo"

PunkPrincess_fml 11

Monday 21 September 2015 4:08

Like 16 candles kinda

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