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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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By moe - 15/02/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

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By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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crackberrie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:09

creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)

teehee520 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:08

Creepy... Happy birthday tho!

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ziqi92 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:24

Happy Birthday! Gambai!!! (Cheers!!!)

sleepreader 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 6:20

no, KOMPIE!! idk about spelling tho...

diet_otaku 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:40

otanjobi omedetou! kanpai! relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9wFClHMYjU

bexox 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:51

People of various ages use that wording. My 39-year-old co-worker talks about her stalker.

WithS 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:19

perhaps you should give your stalker a chance, since considering what you wrote no one loves you anyways. And Hes Japanese :]

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:30

Uhm... well... at least he's sweet? I dunno, I feel gray-area about stalkers lol.... but I certainly wouldn't want one, so FYL... and FHL too, while I'm at it. Gotta be a rough one to get in to stalking, I guess.

gabfra 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:55

hi! its gabi! happy bday =] and anti-bday :D

ichat21 9

Friday 7 August 2009 8:24

umm Happy Belated Bday! tht sux but at least some1 remembered and thinks ur cool enuf 2 b stalked

Zoridium_JackL 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 10:34

FYL for not getting any calls... but more importantly, YDI for not appreciating that special someone who took the time to find your number and the call, sing a song AND offer themselves as a "special birthday present"...