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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML

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By moe - 15/02/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

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By Snurkles - 07/07/2011 12:19 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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crackberrie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:09

creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)

teehee520 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:08

Creepy... Happy birthday tho!

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IAmAJellyDonut 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 22:38

FYL! Happy belated birthday, though. Yeah, I'd definitely say change your number.

A_Lee_Is_Betta 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:21

Yeah, I was Moderating the FMLs and the stalker guy wrote about the FML she worte. Wow. 2 sides of a story, never fails.

abcdefghijk12345_fml_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:25

what did he say?

A_Lee_Is_Betta 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 16:24

He said that he was her friend and did what it says, but not the special present part. But, he obvoiusly goes to this site.

WhiteX 0

Friday 19 October 2012 12:42

Dam* he even stalks her on FML. Poor OP, late happy birthday to you!

Rydizzle 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:41

well Happy late BIrthday. hahahha htats hillarious tho. did you stay on the phone to hear him sing the wholee song.

musicismyhotSEX 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:46

HappyBirthday! and the only thing i got for my birthday was watching aristocats on my friends couch!

CynicComedian 2

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:59

That sucks! Even my birthday was better than that!

misty_donna 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:48

what does moderating mean? :P

Funky_T 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:55

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY TOW YOWWW.......KONICHIWA AND **** YOWWWW

alkaline_cyanide 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 11:06

*sings* i wanna marry my stalker thats what this reminds me of haha. did it make you feel loved?

plasticballoon 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:05

hahaha lol

Brey1013 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 13:32

Happy Birthday +10 cool points to ur stalker

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