Embarrassing and Love: Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway...

By thefailwhale - 16/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Hartford

Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2016 04:57 - United States - Frisco

Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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Forever

By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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Betz 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:22

You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:23

Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.

Comments

baddawg365 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 14:34

I did the same thing on mine so don't feel too bad

perdix 29

Saturday 16 June 2012 14:46

Some guys think it's charming and endearing for a girl to get flustered or nervous in their presence. Pretty soon, you'll find out if you crush is in that number.

Pewdiepiebro 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 14:59

That's happened to me before.

SamanthaCassieL 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 15:55

We've all done something like that to our crushes, just laugh it off and if he has a good sense of humor you two can laugh about this together :)

Mkbitch 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 16:20

Perfect timing to make a joke out of it and have some good laughs with him.

Kendrax0x 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 16:24

Hahaha!!!

what_ever2007 11

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:05

I can sympathize. I often say "you too" when people wish me something, and then as I walk away, I'll realize my "you too" made no sense! lol

bwahahah117 1

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:10

Socially Awkward Penguin?

uhnevermind 24

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:16

Don't worry, OP. Most guys find it cute when girls say things like that. And if he remembered your birthday, than he definitely likes you. No guy goes to the trouble of remembering someone's birthday unless he likes them.