Embarrassing and Love: Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway...

By thefailwhale - 16/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Hartford

Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2016 04:57 - United States - Frisco

Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

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You deserved it 249

By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

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You deserved it 112

Forever

By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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You deserved it 29 812

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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Betz 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:22

You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:23

Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.

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stuckONsingle 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:07

Oh that's not so bad, happens to everyone. :)

S4zD0V4L 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:15

Ya it's hard to keep cool around ur crush

leehary83 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 6:01

I've done that it's a natural reaction

bagelpie 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 10:29

Crush: Happy Birthday! OP: You too! Oops... I mean thanks! Crush: Haha you're welcome OP: You too! I mean... GAAAH!!!

taylordanielle98 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:29

Just laugh it off :) one time a guy said bye & I yelled bye I love you! So just fml

deemtz51 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:37

Lol

looneytoongirl 0

Monday 18 June 2012 1:26

Haha I've done that before. It happens to the best of us.

yumm1515 0

Monday 18 June 2012 4:54

Awh ha thats cute! Don't worry about it we all do stuff like that when we are nervous!! I hope the rest of your day was great:)

thisgirlincali_ 4

Monday 18 June 2012 6:48

STORY OF MY LIFE.

stepymac 15

Monday 18 June 2012 7:06

It's ok that not that bad

jmedalene 2

Monday 18 June 2012 9:57

That's embarrassing!

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