Embarrassing and Love: Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway...

By thefailwhale - 16/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Hartford

Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML

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You deserved it 5 332

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2016 04:57 - United States - Frisco

Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 425

You deserved it 10 267

By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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You deserved it 2 122

By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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You deserved it 5 155

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 465

You deserved it 249

By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 513

You deserved it 6 394

By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 258

You deserved it 5 325

Classic mistake

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 02:01

Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 702

You deserved it 112

Forever

By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 318

You deserved it 29 812

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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You deserved it 286

Betz 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:22

You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.

K_kanaka 26

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:23

Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.

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ericaleigh808 0

Monday 18 June 2012 12:30

birthday sex;) its the best day of the year

Happier_fml 1

Monday 18 June 2012 14:44

That's cute! :D Happy birthday!

canzonetta 16

Monday 18 June 2012 23:34

Don't worry, that is cute ^^

JW_SR 9

Wednesday 20 June 2012 0:14

That's not so bad...once my crush said thank you for paying the bill when we were leaving the restaurant after dinner and I replied "Good Morning!"

KaylaDawnn 5

Friday 22 June 2012 10:46

This is exactly something I would do. Your not alone!

V4mp1r3_K4t 7

Saturday 23 June 2012 1:48

I have actually done that before. It was on my 7th birthday, though.

jalapeno47 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 15:46

Lol silly :p

jollercoaster 3

Friday 29 June 2012 5:04

Haha. Cute actually....

deemtz51 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:32

Lmfao!!!!

purplegold 19

Friday 28 September 2012 2:22

Lol that's so cute

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Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks 1 278

You deserved it 104

Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML

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You deserved it 245

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You deserved it 21 513

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