By JB - 07/12/2011 14:29 - United States

Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML
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MrSchneebly 5

Wow you used their carpet! Jesus bring a tester one or something, don't go trashing peoples homes

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You smeared stuff on their carpet and expected a vacuum cleaner to clean it up?

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flockz 19

i hope the customer smeared your face into the carpet. it's the only way to teach you that you've been bad.

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SxeDaze 13

And after made him sit facing the corner of the room and made him think about what he has done. (shake my head)

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IDontKnow10101 14

smeared stains are for carpet cleaners, not vacuum cleaners...

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rexgar2000 10

obviously is one of those vacuums that removes stains otherwise he wouldn't be doing a demonstration in removing stains, and it's probably a rainbow or oceanblue knockoff that dnt work very well.

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coltsrock37 15

I hope you end up keeping the place from going under the rug.

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rukiddingme854 0

Smear spill who the he'll cares he f'd up there carpet

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loserman67 35

Your job sucks, your product sucks and your demonstrations really suck. See what I did there?

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gofastguy 3

It had to be a Kirby

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DocBastard 38

How the hell did you get transported back to 1973 when there were actually door-to-door vacuum salesmen? Please share your time travel secrets.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Get a delorean with a flux capacitor, go to 88 MPH. Problem solved, Doc...

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mellowspider 12

its still more popular than you think. i sold rainbows for 2 years...it's quite fun actually and a ton of money there to be made but the office i was at was awful so i left...but anyway

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Graawr 7

So what did we learn today?

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