By fishingforubies2 - 24/07/2015 14:02 - Aruba - Oranjestad

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
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Welshite 39

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "book worm".

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wheresmymary 22

He was just trying to keep your first day interesting

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wheresmymary 22

He was just trying to keep your first day interesting

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King_ibloK 12

Maybe he's sexually attracted to dead trees

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ki087 20

takes bibliophile to a whole new level!

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Welshite 39

Keep him away from the children's books.

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Cassandra2015 21

Must have been an intense book he was reading

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deejay109 8

Maybe if you read the upper right of it you will find out its not even in America.

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Naggie_May23 6

The story is in Aruba, which is a Caribbean island. And no, it's not American-owned like the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, Hawaii, and Guam.

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ratboy07 10

Hawaii isn't a virgin island. It's a pacific one

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RedPillSucks 31

it's not a virgin after I was done with it... no? ok, I'll let myself out

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BathroomGlasses 7

yo #39 it's called separating items in a list with commas. they would've used a : after virgin islands if they were listing some of them.

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