Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 12:00

Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML

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By alwaysxgettingxshitxon - 03/07/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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By fishingforubies2 - 24/07/2015 14:02 - Aruba - Oranjestad

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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Spooky season has begun

By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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It wasn't me

By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Oh shit…

By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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By Ammile - 25/12/2018 04:00

Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML

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stormy0307 16

Tuesday 21 May 2019 13:56

You can ask to have people who make you feel uncomfortable or unsafe removed from the library.

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 21 May 2019 14:44

Talk to him about your cat collection. That’ll make him go away.

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stormy0307 16

Tuesday 21 May 2019 13:56

You can ask to have people who make you feel uncomfortable or unsafe removed from the library.

bloopaloop 27

Tuesday 21 May 2019 14:44

Talk to him about your cat collection. That’ll make him go away.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 May 2019 16:41

That could backfire. Talking about pussy could make him even more gruntled*. *The opposite of “disgruntled” that doesn’t exist but should, dammit!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 May 2019 16:25

Why don’t you get a job at a bookstore? You’ll be doing the same thing and getting paid for it in a place that kicks out bums.

TomeDr 24

Tuesday 21 May 2019 19:11

Libraries kick out pervs like this too. It needs to be reported to the head of the library.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 May 2019 6:49

They’re never as aggressive as businesses. The library tolerates a lot of bums.

Vada53 15

Wednesday 22 May 2019 3:27

seriously, you should tell him to f off, you dont need to put up with that

tounces7 27

Thursday 23 May 2019 1:15

The difficulty of kicking him out I assume stems from the fact he is probably mentally challenged.(I mean he's creepy and smells like crap so it's a good possibility).