Miscellaneous: Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going...

By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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Dodgy dad

By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML

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By Uwrongfodat - 09/05/2013 10:11 - United States - Denton

Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML

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By Mexican - 19/06/2016 03:06 - United States - Chicago

Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML

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Favorite child

By Heather - 03/01/2023 15:00

Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML

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Surprise!

By PartyPooper - 18/09/2018 03:00 - Netherlands

Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML

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By highschoolgrad - 08/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML

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Boozy wake

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 23:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, it was my stepdad's funeral. Everything was great, until people got drunk, kicked off, and the police got called. FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Saturday 8 June 2013 12:08

Why did nobody think to ask where the grad wanted to go?

californiapoppy 11

Saturday 8 June 2013 12:07

That's when you pretend they're someone else's family! And congrats on graduating

Comments

challan 19

Saturday 8 June 2013 13:15

Perhaps they should have picked paintball to work out some aggression. Sounds like a Jerry Springer kinda family.

FightMyLiger 19

Saturday 8 June 2013 15:46

Mmmm... Paintballs.

perdix 29

Saturday 8 June 2013 13:29

Damn Security! Always getting in the way before the pro-Chuck E. Cheese force could prevail over the Axis of Evil: Pizza Hut, Baskin-Robbins and Putt-Putt!

Cazz91 21

Saturday 8 June 2013 14:11

That will be a day to look back on and laugh it off hopefully.

FightMyLiger 19

Saturday 8 June 2013 14:14

Hey Farva whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

IworkAt711 14

Saturday 8 June 2013 15:22

Someones about to get pistol whipped.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 June 2013 14:37

You are the graduate...why don't they ask you?

mixinitup 12

Saturday 8 June 2013 16:46

And it's not like this graduation night is for you or anything. Sorry OP. Now to look forward to your college graduation!

Apprentice4Life 5

Saturday 8 June 2013 18:40

I feel sorry for you OP :[ That's embarrassing to have to deal with, especially on a graduation day. It's supposed to be a big deal, a happy day.. P.S. I'm curious.. Where did you finally decide upon?!