Love: Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him,...

By SorryUncleTommy - 01/10/2012 04:23 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 22:52 - United States - Elgin

Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML

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By pianokiller - 09/05/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML

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Bad taste

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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Maturity

By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Lee - 21/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

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Shut up!

By Unfun funeral - 31/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 1 October 2012 12:08

Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.

DarkHelmet 10

Monday 1 October 2012 12:08

Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans

Comments

catkat1988 17

Monday 1 October 2012 13:17

If you think he is a jackass in general, why are you dating him? On another note, if he can't find it in himself to be serious at a funeral, how the hell do you ever expect him to be there for you when you really need it? That guy doesn't sound like a keeper to me.

meridius4510 4

Monday 1 October 2012 13:55

Spider Pig is from Family Guy.

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 1 October 2012 14:18

Get your shit straight 28. Have you not seen The Simpsons Movie?

Myo_fml 20

Monday 1 October 2012 14:50

Google and common sense are both your friends, 28.

Llama_Face89 33

Monday 1 October 2012 18:22

I think they should just rely on google...they don't seem to have an over abundance of common sense...

t765234 10

Tuesday 2 October 2012 23:46

28- Wow, your comment was so dumb a mod took the time to correct you, impressive.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 1 October 2012 14:14

What a classy and thoughtful boyfriend you have... Hope you gave him hell.

WrongRomance 11

Monday 1 October 2012 14:50

Did you say exboyfriend? Imagine what he would do at your funeral. He'd be feeling up your slutty cousin Stacy in the back row. Sounds like a gross guy, perhaps you should re-weigh the pro's and con's of being with this guy.

LittleDevil01 4

Monday 1 October 2012 14:53

awkward

bankrupt 15

Monday 1 October 2012 14:53

I dated a jackass like that once and finally wised up and dumped him. The problem with this sort of disrespectful idiot is that he thinks he's funny and YOU are the one with the problem because you're not cracking up at his brand of comedy. The more you try to get him to stop acting like a jackass, the bigger a jackass he becomes in an effort to get you to finally 'see the light' and laugh along with him. An adult would realize that a funeral is no place to try to 'lighten the mood' by being a big asshole but people like this guy think their behavior is fine and everyone else is a bunch of dullards for acting like grown-ups.

momo1972 3

Monday 1 October 2012 15:22

He's a clllasssy guy

bell1994 8

Monday 1 October 2012 15:28

I thought this fml said "brother" at first glance. phew. on another note he sounds like an idiot

banjkazfan 6

Monday 1 October 2012 15:59

Is there a chance that this could have been the pinnacle of his assholeish behavior? Not that she's staying with a jackass, but that she hadn't realized he was such an ass.