By SorryUncleTommy - 01/10/2012 04:23 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27

Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.

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DarkHelmet 10

Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans

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drewcat21 0

That's when you look him dead in the eye and tell him you haven't shaved in a month and you're on your period. If that doesn't work well you might have to resort to telling him to grow the hell up.

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amandajlucas2015 2

No the grow the hell up would have been the first thing out of my mouth

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annie_nk 22

Why would you continue to date someone if they're a jackass?

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Purplefluff 6

The baby in your profile picture is so cute :-)!!! As for OP dump his ass

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_krystallynn_ 11

thats really not the time or place to do that. thats disrespectful.. FYL

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tishtashbat 16

If you know he's a jackass, why would you bring him to a serious occasion like a family funeral? Especially seeing as it's a family member you aren't that close with, chances are the boyfriend doesn't know him well either, so there was really no need for him to go.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Why did you take the jackass? And why are you dating a jackass?

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VaanBasch 1

Girls typically like that sort of trait in a guy.

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RedPillSucks 31

Unfortunately, there are way too many girls/women dating obvious assholes for his over generalization to be completely wrong.

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evig_fml 16

-66 you can see it everyday :l Sadly being raised as a gentlemen isn't always helpful nowadays sometimes just being a jackass gets you better results.

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erinchick1 7

Disrespectful asshole! If I were you I would've slapped him!

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Purplefluff 6

I agree for any other situation but if you slap someone at a funeral it s gonna bring you unwanted attention

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peachyFML 17

Perhaps it would be best to wait until they left.

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AZbeastboSS 2

I know! If I was at something sad and my girlfriend did that I would've been like oh no you dont!!!

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greenie213 23

You should have sang the Batman theme sing whilst kicking his ass. After the funeral, of course.

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agonydrum 7

Maybe he felt that op was sad so he was trying to cheer her up with an amusing song and his fingers

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