Love: Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to... - FML

By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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NGM_47 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:05

That is like the stupidest thing to say out loud...

Raegron 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:08

Although I laughed quite hard at this FML, it really sucks he didn't pick you up. Haha, this stuff happens in comedies, you'd say, but nooo :D

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Hadley_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 0:20

**** anybody who uses "fail" or "win" as nouns.

fudrick 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:44

@136 I think you mean adjectives.

giganticbrain 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:47

No, I think you mean verbs. Doesn't matter what god damn part of speech it is, though. It's true. The people that use the words "Fail" and "Win" have become a staple of stupidity, and, honestly, are just lame.

crazybear16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:16

HAHAHA! I was there! Jusst kidding but that would have been hilarious and embarrassing in person though

backmanhatrick16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:19

Oh cut him a break, he's just trying to inject a smidgeon of humour into a super awkward situation. Also, if it's really your wedding day, wth are you doing on FML?

kelsey_drives 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:58

It's a rule of FML to put "today," in front of all FMLs. Usually the FMLs don't take place the actual day.

ninety3 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:59

ROFLMAO LOLLED ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD HUSBAND FTW WIFE EPIC FAIL. KTHXBAI

kickass17 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:54

im sorry if that was embarrassing but u have to be able to laugh at urself that that was a totaly epic fail

crapthisismylife 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:58

I'm sorry! That sucks but... lol I found it kind of hilarious!

justanotherhuman 21

Monday 3 August 2009 5:14

Ah... this just sucks. Call it KotoR, but I would have thought he'd be the first one there, and not even for chivalry's sake. FYL.

cr1sis 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:22

haha your gonna have a happy marriage

LadyV 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:35

Awesome husband is awesome!

fmylifethatsgood 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:53

Your husband is AWESOME!

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