Gross, Motorbike and Animals: Protein

Protein

By Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha

Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML

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By jelrid - 13/07/2016 04:38 - United States - Holt

Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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Night terrors

By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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You deserved it 250

By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 8 260

Fancy a pint?

By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 22:02 - United States - Tyler

Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML

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You deserved it 315

By jreed509 - 03/07/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

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Mr_Satan 11

Monday 27 May 2013 19:22

Today, I was minding my own damn business, having a good time flying around, when this bastard motorized two-legged thing sped through and swallowed me whole. I'm being digested as I type this... FML.

dancinggirl900 17

Monday 27 May 2013 19:16

Insect got your tongue?

Comments

dancinggirl900 17

Monday 27 May 2013 19:16

Insect got your tongue?

whos_ur_daddy1 19

Monday 27 May 2013 19:20

Nice little morning snack

Pwn17 25

Monday 27 May 2013 20:00

He should have some bug juice when he gets home.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Monday 27 May 2013 20:08

I'm sure that will be your share of protein for the healthy breakfast

SokDek 14

Monday 27 May 2013 21:53

OP needs to wear a helmet. Damn squid.

NeatNit 32

Monday 27 May 2013 22:19

there are helmets that don't block the mouth

SokDek 14

Monday 27 May 2013 22:23

They also offer no protection for your face

fareith 15

Tuesday 28 May 2013 1:21

I see what you did there!

ImAFaker 29

Tuesday 28 May 2013 1:24

26- Maybe even some beetle juice

lenalee96 22

Monday 27 May 2013 19:16

Sounds like you caught a small bug!

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 27 May 2013 19:26

It's extra protein, take it like the metal ************ you are.

Wizardo 33

Monday 27 May 2013 19:18

'I heard you wanted to sleep tonight, Hadouken!'

Freethaawave 19

Monday 27 May 2013 19:19

Well they always say it's dangerous to drive when you're sleepy.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 27 May 2013 19:38

It's also dangerous to ride a motorcycle without a helmet. And down right stupid. Hopefully OP was wearing one and a bug flew through his vent or underneath it. YDI if you didn't have a helmet on.

ksuth 25

Monday 27 May 2013 20:12

20, I don't think all helmets have the face mask things, it could have been one that doesn't

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Monday 27 May 2013 20:55

Well if it was a skull cap type helmet, this fml is a great story to persuade someone to get a full faced helmet. You wouldn't have bugs smacking you in the face.