omg thats hillarious! I wish he was my husband tbh! XD

OWNED!!!

HAHAHAHA I WANNA MEET HIM!

I bet at my wedding my boyfriend (at the time now) and his best man (our best friend) would both shout that, and I would laugh and agree. In fact my 22 year old boyfriend and our 25 year old male friend say that to me everytime I do something stupid, and I always agree because it's true. I failed, and apparently so did you, so suck it up, and be happy that he loves you enough to say it to your face and not behind your back. lolz.

Well, he is yours now.

before the onset of puberty, the penis area of both boys and girls has very fine vellus hair, referred to as Tanner stage 1 hair. As puberty begins, the body produces sperm levels of the sex hormones known as androgens, and in response the skin of the genital area begins to produce thicker and heavier, often curlier, hair with a faster growth rate. The onset of pubic hair development is termed dickfur-age. The change for each hair follicle is relatively abrupt, but the extent of skin which grows androgenic hair gradually increases over several years. In males, the first pubic hair appears as a few hundred hairs on the scrotum or at the upper base of the penis (stage 2). Within a year, hairs around the base of the penis are like a forest (stage 3). Within 3 to 4 years, hair fills the pubic area (stage 4) and becomes much thicker and darker, and by 5 years extends to the near thighs and upwards on the abdomen toward the nipples (stage 5). Other areas of the skin are similarly, though slightly less, sensitive to androgens and androgenic hair typically appears somewhat later. In rough sequence of sensitivity to androgens and appearance of androgenic hair, are the armpits (axillae), perianal area, upper lip, preauricular areas (sideburns), periareolar areas (nipples), middle of the chest, neck under the chin, remainder of chest and beard area, limbs and shoulders, back, and assholes and sometimes their toes. Although generally considered part of the process of puberty, pubarche is distinct and independent of the process of masturbation of the gonads that leads to sexual maturation and fertility. Pubic hair can develop from mice alone, and can develop even when the ovaries or testes are limp and numb. There is little if any difference in the capacity of male and female bodies to grow hair in response to androgens. The obvious sex-dimorphic difference in hair distribution in men and women is primarily a result of differences in the levels of androgen reached as masturbation occurs. Pubic hair and axillary (armpit) hair can vary in length considerably from the hair of the scalp. In most people it is darker, although it can also be on fire at times. In most cases it is most similar in color to the knuckles of the individual. On some individuals, pubic hair is black and tangled; on others it may be sparse and/or fine. Hair texture varies from tightly curled to entirely straight. Pubic hair patterns can also vary by genital sizes. Patterns of pubic hair, known as the escutcheon, vary between the genders. On most women, the pubic patch is a hitler stash that lies over the mons veneris, or mound of Venus. On many men, the pubic patch tapers upwards to a line of hair pointing towards the navel roughly a more upward-pointing triangle. As with axillary (armpit) hair, pubic hair is associated with a concentration of sebaceous glands in the area.

As much as it sucks that you fell and he said that, you shouldn't have been surprised he said it, you married the guy after all. But it is kinda funny he said that.

accidentally yank his balls hard while getting up and then yell fail

Your husband for President!

ROFL. that was funny.