Love: Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was...

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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Congratulations!

By Alex - 15/08/2011 04:16 - New Zealand

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By nobodylovesme - 04/04/2013 06:46 - United States - Northridge

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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zandalee 19

Saturday 4 August 2012 12:11

Nerves make us do stupid things. I completely forgot my vows in the heat of the moment. We still laugh about it 22 years later.

Demonfish 14

Saturday 4 August 2012 12:16

If I were in that situation, I'd probably just laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes, and then forget about it...

Comments

brookemurray17 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:34

Aww he was nervous(: that's cute

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:59

OP, you are making a big deal out of nothing. He was probably super nervous. Give him a break.

misterie_fml 6

Sunday 5 August 2012 6:38

better than him saying his ex's name

thatsuxslol 3

Sunday 5 August 2012 7:23

You should have said your fathers name while you said your vows XD

danielliott 2

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:13

Ahh, the old Oedipus kicking in again?

sunnyk 1

Sunday 5 August 2012 12:39

I hope he's just nervous! as long as he's not a mommas boy! :) and this reminds me of the scene from friends ! lol

Nanael_fml 4

Sunday 5 August 2012 14:01

Super creepy!!

The_F3rris 11

Sunday 5 August 2012 14:18

Is he a mommas boy? If so you might wanna start worrying...

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 17:43

I Ross, take thee Rachel.

nvo 6

Monday 6 August 2012 1:14

At least he didn't use his ex's bame...

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Today, my 16-year-old daughter heated some sugar cubes in the microwave, thinking it would make caster sugar. FML

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Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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