By yousofunny - 06/06/2017 15:23

Today, just like any other day, I came home from work to find all my cabinets opened, my couch cushions on the floor, my sink drain filled with items, my shoes scattered all over my apartment, etc. I thought I was adopting a kitten, but it turns out it was actually the Antichrist. FML
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Mfisher394 16

OP here. He is about 6 months old now, so not exactly a "kitten" anymore, but still. He is honestly the weirdest kitten I've ever had. He eats everything, opens all my kitchen & bathroom cabinets, somehow throws all my couch cushions on the floor, puts things in my sink & toilet, climbs up my walls, jumps inside my inclosed shower then knocks everything down inside, jumps on top of my flat screen and walks across the top, eats my hair in my sleep, and attacks everyone who comes into my house that isn't me. I have an slightly older cat (1y 6m) who had a stroke and now has some brain damage, and she thinks he is the weirdest thing ever! Lol! Luckily they get along well! I love him to death, but I was totally unaware of what I was getting into. Ha!

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RichardPencil 30

All that as a kitten? Wait until the Antichrist has the size and strength of a full-grown cat -- you probably should start sleeping with one eye open.

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HappyPickles 11

You should have paid more attention when the kitten's head turned full circle on his shoulders...

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Glowworm56 26

You just gave me a great name for a cat. Antichrist--Christy for short.

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RichardPencil 30

All that as a kitten? Wait until the Antichrist has the size and strength of a full-grown cat -- you probably should start sleeping with one eye open.

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Pixiewolfe 46

or get the Winchester brothers in to help you with the demon cat o.O

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Mfisher394 16

He is growing at a fast rate...it gets worse by the day!

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Rawrshi 25

Crate training is your friend.

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Mfisher394 16

OP here. He is about 6 months old now, so not exactly a "kitten" anymore, but still. He is honestly the weirdest kitten I've ever had. He eats everything, opens all my kitchen & bathroom cabinets, somehow throws all my couch cushions on the floor, puts things in my sink & toilet, climbs up my walls, jumps inside my inclosed shower then knocks everything down inside, jumps on top of my flat screen and walks across the top, eats my hair in my sleep, and attacks everyone who comes into my house that isn't me. I have an slightly older cat (1y 6m) who had a stroke and now has some brain damage, and she thinks he is the weirdest thing ever! Lol! Luckily they get along well! I love him to death, but I was totally unaware of what I was getting into. Ha!

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Rawrshi 25

Have you tried getting him a cat running wheel or perhaps see if he'll go for walks (make sure you get an H shaped harness meant for cats) on a leash? That would help a lot with his energy if you can do so. Also, is he a Bengal or "exotic" breed perhaps?

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Mfisher394 16

He is not actually. Just a standard black and white cat! Unfortunately, I live in an area where fleas are a huge problem for animals. Also, he will not walk on a lease. (He has a harness and leash) ha!

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mikbrooke 25

they are classified as kittens until they reach a year old. so six months is still quite a kitten. (:

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HappyPickles 11

You should have paid more attention when the kitten's head turned full circle on his shoulders...

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, if you can't say something nice about the Anti-Christ, then....

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GhostFox 33

More exercise would probably help with this. If times a bit of a problem, get a toy that can be used when you aren't home- a cat wheel, or one of the string toys that attaches to the door.

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wrongchicken 3

Crazy cats are the best! At least he's too busy to plot your death.

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Talented73 54

He just hasn't figured out how, yet.

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foxfur 25

Sounds like he may have Siamese mix in him. We had a couple from a little that were like that and later found out they had Siamese in them. Its like the feline equivalent of a husky

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