By yousofunny - 06/06/2017 15:23
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OP here. He is about 6 months old now, so not exactly a "kitten" anymore, but still. He is honestly the weirdest kitten I've ever had. He eats everything, opens all my kitchen & bathroom cabinets, somehow throws all my couch cushions on the floor, puts things in my sink & toilet, climbs up my walls, jumps inside my inclosed shower then knocks everything down inside, jumps on top of my flat screen and walks across the top, eats my hair in my sleep, and attacks everyone who comes into my house that isn't me. I have an slightly older cat (1y 6m) who had a stroke and now has some brain damage, and she thinks he is the weirdest thing ever! Lol! Luckily they get along well! I love him to death, but I was totally unaware of what I was getting into. Ha!
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You just gave me a great name for a cat. Antichrist--Christy for short.
All that as a kitten? Wait until the Antichrist has the size and strength of a full-grown cat -- you probably should start sleeping with one eye open.
or get the Winchester brothers in to help you with the demon cat o.O
OP here. He is about 6 months old now, so not exactly a "kitten" anymore, but still. He is honestly the weirdest kitten I've ever had. He eats everything, opens all my kitchen & bathroom cabinets, somehow throws all my couch cushions on the floor, puts things in my sink & toilet, climbs up my walls, jumps inside my inclosed shower then knocks everything down inside, jumps on top of my flat screen and walks across the top, eats my hair in my sleep, and attacks everyone who comes into my house that isn't me. I have an slightly older cat (1y 6m) who had a stroke and now has some brain damage, and she thinks he is the weirdest thing ever! Lol! Luckily they get along well! I love him to death, but I was totally unaware of what I was getting into. Ha!
they are classified as kittens until they reach a year old. so six months is still quite a kitten. (:
You should have paid more attention when the kitten's head turned full circle on his shoulders...
OP, if you can't say something nice about the Anti-Christ, then....
More exercise would probably help with this. If times a bit of a problem, get a toy that can be used when you aren't home- a cat wheel, or one of the string toys that attaches to the door.
He just hasn't figured out how, yet.
Deserved it for getting cat
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All that as a kitten? Wait until the Antichrist has the size and strength of a full-grown cat -- you probably should start sleeping with one eye open.
You should have paid more attention when the kitten's head turned full circle on his shoulders...