Tell him they'll prevent finger prints being detected at the scene of his murder. Seriously though, I fill up my truck with diesel fuel & use gloves to keep my hands clean. Those dispensers can be really dirty! Gloves have many uses.

Mine has dozens of petrol receipt, few wrenches, flashlight, pack of gum, jelly beans, an unregistered pistol, and chloroform, but never gloves. That's just plain weird.

Wait until he finds out about the elephant in your trunk and the head under your hood! You don't need such a judgy prick anyways!

What did he think it was for? I agree that it is rare to actually see gloves in a glove box, but that's in the name! And if that's the weirdest thing you have going, not a problem.

he wouldn't be laughing if it was the love glove

I have gloves in my glove box too. It's a diversionary tactic so nobody spots the nitrous bottles or the crackpipes...