Work: Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security...

By MAC - 13/01/2009 09:47 - France

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML

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Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

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By THATguy - 21/09/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML

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By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

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By Never Been Arrested - 01/03/2016 21:44 - United States - State College

Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML

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By Zxry123 - 31/12/2022 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I work the night shift as a security officer. I packed my uniform and my stuff into one large bag and left for work. When I arrived, I realized that I'd left something important at home, so guess what it was? My security pass and it was almost 5 minutes before my shift started. FML

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You're nicked!

By Jong - 10/03/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I arrived at work, only to be arrested and accused of stealing over $8000 from my job. Five hours later at the police station, the discovery was made that the actual thief had an employee ID one digit different than mine. He works at another location over 1200 miles away. FML

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By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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By Lady Madeira von Cuntshunt - 21/03/2014 20:46 - United States - Denver

Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:32

I agree with all here. Mulder is an awesome nickname.

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:10

thats just cooool!!!

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:10

thats just cooool!!!

flakes_fml 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 15:40

cool! that should be on mlia on fml

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:32

I agree with all here. Mulder is an awesome nickname.

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 21:45

Actually, that's pretty f-ing sweet! LOL!

MorningStoner 0

Monday 23 February 2009 10:03

Mulder is great. that should be ILML

Sunday_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 7:32

C'mon- that is awesome! Mulder is friggin great and you should be happy!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 15 March 2009 4:49

LOL Mulder. xD

pommeblossom 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:54

I LOVE THE XFILES! Your life has just turned for the better :D

bella789 8

Monday 14 March 2011 6:55

is that really you in the profile picture? if so UR hair is amazingly gorgeous(:

applesaucers 0

Friday 24 April 2009 22:58

There should be an "Effin' Awesome" or an "Epic Win" option somewhere. lol.

xXNancyXx 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Dude! I would kill to have a nickname like that. although Scully would be more fitting, since im a chick.

nyangel 0

Friday 15 May 2009 1:33

did they stop watching tv in 2002? there are so many other fake FBI agents out there, but at least he's a good looking guy...they could have called you Reed from Criminal Minds, who definitely not a good looking guy.