By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
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Damarys 0

Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.

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rssffff08 0

crest white strips work miracles

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Damarys 0

Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.

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fatalkiss 0

red lipstick just looks weird now idk. OP, he sounds gay...what straight guy makes comments like tht?

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lucy9897 6

I think OP should have said this: Guy: Your teeth are REALLY yellow. OP: Yeah? Well your FACE is REALLY yellow! (walks out leaving guy with confused expression)

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foodlord 5

My teeth are really yellow so I kno how u feel... But it's bcoz I hav a calcium defect or sumfing

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01sparkly 15

That's why I smile with my mouth closed

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BamBAmGG 14

I think he's just a ******* wanker for saying something to ruin her ego and self confidence in the first place. If you have nothing nice to say to someone, don't say anything at all. Why is that so hard for some people to comprehend?

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The_Unlucky1 19

I believe is because all of the makeup makes the red stand out more.

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rssffff08 0

crest white strips work miracles

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Damarys 0

whoops, double post. my bad

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Emilaaay_alexa 0

Well, he was a dick, but YDI for not brushing your teeth. :x

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carlomanden 5

That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with brushing.

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kyliebear 15

^^^ agreed. It could be your diet. Some foods and drinks cause your teeth to turn yellow :

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GDinNJ 0

Wow...that's actually surprising, just because most people I know wouldn't actually say that out loud. Unless, of course, you're really close friends with him. Huh, well, yeah, FYL. As #2 said, try the Crest white strips.

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ArtsySwag 0

Whatever happened to the "if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all" rule? What a jerk :(.

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soundmind311 0

maybe you should brush ur teeth then...

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sarahlee123 0

#7 is right, but still brush your damn teeth girl! seriously!

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_HollieWould 0

LMAO ya use some crest whitestrips guuurl! looks good with red lipstick =)

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Button_x 0

#4 Most times people's teeth are just LIKE that. It has nothing to do with "not brushing", it's just the normal color of most teeth. -_-

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