By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
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cowsgomooatyou 8

just consult your wife/Husband and tell them the truth, YOU WANT SEX! Or try and spice things up abit with a candle lit dinner or do a strip tease.

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JP101 0

2 whole weeks! WOW! You should get married for companionship and knowing that you will be happy the rest of your life. if you got married strictly to get laid more often, you're in for a BIG disappointment. You're in a marriage now, meaning you should be completely comfortable with her. My advice is, talk to her about how you feel, see how she feels, and work something out.

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LolCandy 27

Two weeks? Man, that was the minimum amount of time between having sex with my ex-boyfriend. Mind, I'm still not sure if he was ever attracted to me. Or women, in general. If you consider two weeks to be a long time, then you probably have a healthy relationship and are just having a bad couple of weeks.

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sorainu 18

This was a problem In my brand new marriage... I was pregnant before we got married and it just never sounded appealing :/

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wereallmad 11

i haven't had sex with my husband in about 2 months. our schedules dont match up plus hed rather play video games. just talk to you spouse.

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Nico711 17

Ydi for calling that an fml

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