By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
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cowsgomooatyou 8

just consult your wife/Husband and tell them the truth, YOU WANT SEX! Or try and spice things up abit with a candle lit dinner or do a strip tease.

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JP101 0

2 whole weeks! WOW! You should get married for companionship and knowing that you will be happy the rest of your life. if you got married strictly to get laid more often, you're in for a BIG disappointment. You're in a marriage now, meaning you should be completely comfortable with her. My advice is, talk to her about how you feel, see how she feels, and work something out.

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gamer_girl 0

alright, so i understand the people saying things like "marriage isnt about sex! grr!" BUT, if your newlywed, i kinda see OP's point. basically, i think that he should be comfortable enough to talk to her about it since you decided to marry her

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ShadeVII 0

hah! been there. get out while you can IMO. sex isn't everything, but things get bad fast without it

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Angejolie 0

You should rape him/her!!!

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rmilne 1

no different to my sex life being in a relationship isn't that great either

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Banana_Bear 0

Lucky for me, my marriage didn't destroy the sex... it actually made it more frequent and more fun. I'm sorry your partner isn't putting out. Especially if they were sexin' you up before, it makes sex seem like something they were doing to trap you, not something you shared with mutual enjoyment. FYL, OP, your spouse is a manipulator and liar.

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alexthecutie 0

people like you are disgusting. marrage isn't only about sex you pervert!!

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bakayaro_fml 0

seriously? he's a pervert for wanting to sleep with his wife? are you really retarded or making a bad joke?

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macbump 0

Life is not all about sex you know. There are large portions of it that we spend celibate, either by choice or by force. Life is about being with someone you care deeply about. I always say, when you're both 80 and he's unable to get it up anymore and she's as dry as a knothole in a log, what else is left than to have good companionship, honesty, friendship and respect?

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viedemerde3007 0

Lol that's pretty gay

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