By marriagesux - 29/12/2009 07:12 - United States

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Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML
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cowsgomooatyou 8

just consult your wife/Husband and tell them the truth, YOU WANT SEX! Or try and spice things up abit with a candle lit dinner or do a strip tease.

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JP101 0

2 whole weeks! WOW! You should get married for companionship and knowing that you will be happy the rest of your life. if you got married strictly to get laid more often, you're in for a BIG disappointment. You're in a marriage now, meaning you should be completely comfortable with her. My advice is, talk to her about how you feel, see how she feels, and work something out.

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linebacker42 0

dude marriage isn't all about sex, but newlyweds should be at the peak of rapid sex, seriously If it's 1 time every 2 weeks, it's gonna be bad in 5 years

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angel0811 0

sex is actually really important in a marriage and if people would save it and not give it to whoever sex w/in marriage would be awesome and not something for people to bitch about

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bakayaro_fml 0

why save it? a lot of couples (bf and gf or same sex) are happier than married ones that I see. sex does no harm unless forced or pressured. if people wanna bane they can. holding them back will only make things bad and skewed their first time with their spouse

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allplayedout 20

why is it this fml gets posted but none of my engaged-without-sex-for-the-last-three-months (again) ones do? I am so used to not getting laid that I have no more libido, so cheer up op, at least you have that to look forward to. then you won't even care anymore! ;)

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alicemay 5

hey OP I'll **** you! I'm getting married this weekend and will likely run into that problem myself. only thing is I'm female. now how sad is that?

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Ibeatmyself 3

She getting it some where else sry buddy

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berryblue 0

is the only reason you got married was to have honeymoon sex??

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bakayaro_fml 0

guess what OP I don't get sex (my older sisters 20 and on her 3rd baby so my gf and I quit sex out of fear), I eat my gf out and finger her all the time. guess what I get? OCCASIONALLY a freaking handjob. they don't even keep me hard. try that. and no I'm not bad at what I do for my girlfriend at all.

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